Well, it’s that time of year, folks. Our Christmas party is later on today, the intern is spending all her time online shopping and trying to decide what she’s wearing (and probably which of the boys in accounts she’s going to snog), and generally avoiding any actual work (no change there).
Not only that, but we here at UCHQ lead our local little town in a good old festive carol service each year.
This year, in the name of ‘social engagement’ (whatever that is), the intern has suggested we create our own carol for the service and get everyone singing it. So, it’s only fair that we share it with you, our loyal readers.
Even I have to admit, it is kind of catchy.
So, with no expense spared, here we go (everybody join in) …
On the First Day of Christmas:
On the first day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Umbrella companies for all to see
On the second day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the third day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the fourth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the fifth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Five purplllle umbrellaaaaas,
Four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the sixth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the seventh day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Seven Uber licenses, six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the eighth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Eight gig jobs, seven Uber licenses, six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the ninth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Nine tax evaders, eight gig jobs, seven Uber licenses, six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the tenth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Ten top umbrellas, nine tax evaders, eight gig jobs, seven Uber licenses, six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the eleventh day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Eleven drunk bookkeepers, ten top umbrellas, nine tax evaders, eight gig jobs, seven Uber licenses, six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and umbrella companies for all to see
On the twelfth day of Christmas, UCHQ gave to me
Twelve tax savings, eleven drunk bookkeepers, ten top umbrellas, nine tax evaders, eight gig jobs, seven Uber licenses, six jargon directories, five purple umbrellas, four IR35 changes, three take home calculators, two tax accountants and….
… insurance savings for all to see
Merry Christmas everyone!
UCHQ.
